Being a Doggy Mama - The Venn Diagram of Life
Sunday, March 13, 2011 at 8:49AM 
Circle of Life - Kid:
1. I am part of you
2. I'm coming out! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! WHAT THE HELL?
3. I am part of you. FEED ME! CHANGE ME!
4. I love you. What's going on? Oh, this is kinda fun. Playtime! Tired now. FEED ME! CHANGE ME!
5. I love you. Playtime! AMUSE ME! FEED ME! Go potty myself? NO! WHAT THE HELL? Tired now.
6. I love you. Playtime! AMUSE ME! FEED ME! Wait, I go potty. OK, tired now.
7. Let's play! This is fun! I love you!
8. School is fun! We play there! I love my friends. I love you.
9. LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M ALMOST AN ADULT!
10. I HATE YOU!
11. College! See ya! Hey I'm back! Thanks for doing my laundry! Gotta go!
12. I have a job. I'm MOVING OUT!!! I'm happy that I am making you proud. I am going to tell you all about it. I'm starting to understand how much you did for me, now that I have to do my own laundry and cook for myself. I know how much you love me. I love you too.
13. I'm working so hard, I'm so busy. It's good to hear from you but I have to go. Yes, yes, I love you, Bye.
14. I love her. I'm getting married. Can you help out with the wedidng? Thanks! I love you.
15. Yes, we're very happy together. I love you, but you have to understand - she's my wife. I have to take her side.
16. We're having a baby! I'm so excited to share this news with you! I can't wait to make you a proud grandmother! I love you! Work is wonderful, and I know that the way you brought me up is part of why I am so happy and successful now. I won't say it out loud, but inside, I thank you. Oh, one more thing... we're moving to another State.
17. It's good to be living close by again but you have to understand, I have two kids of my own now. I'm so busy. Sure, let's have Sunday lunch. My kids love you and you're great with them. Could you babysit? Thanks! I love you.
18. My kids are awful now. I think back and know I was just as horrible to you. I'm sorry. I love you. I appreciate you. Damn! I have to get home. The boy just shot the neighbor's cat with his pellet gun. I know! What should I do? Thanks, that's great advice - I love you. I gotta go.
19. Thank God! My kids are out of the house! Shall we spend some time together? I realize you had this whole life before you had me and there are so many things I don't know about the family. Let's talk. I enjoy spending time with you. I love you. That was fun, but I have to go. Things to do, people to see... you know how it is.
20. There were so many things I wanted to talk about. Don't go. I'm sorry - I should have made more time, I should have been more grateful, I should have respected you more. I'm sorry. I do love you, you know, and I realize now how much you have always loved me. I love you. I'm sorry. Goodbye.
Circle of Life - Furkid
1. I can't see you but I'll snuggle. I snuggle birth mommy and drink... yum yum. I snuggle my sisters and brothers
2. I snuggle you. I pee. I'm happy. I snuggle you
3. I snuggle you. Let's play! I'm happy! I love you!
4. I snuggle you. Let's play! Let's play! Let's play! I'm happy! I lovelovelove you!
5. I snuggle you. Let's play! I'm happy! I lovelovelove you!
6. I snuggle you. Let's play... I'm happy! I love you!
7. I snuggle you. Let's play a little. I'm so happy. I love you
8. I snuggle you. Let's walk a little. I'm happy. I love you so much
9. I snuggle you. I'm happy. I love you so much
10. I'm going to rest now. I've been so happy. Thank you. Thank you for playing, for feeding, for shelter, for scooping, for cuddles, for toys. I have always loved you and I always will. Goodbye
To read more in the Doggy Mama series, click the Tag below or the link on the left.
You might like:
- The 9 circles of hell - about how taking the dogs to the off leash park can be purgatory
- Breaking point - about how having a puppy isn't all snuggles
- Funny moments with Puppy Dog - episode 2
Reader Comments (5)
The fur kid life is so simple...why can't we have a day like that? Just one day???
Oh my dear, if only. Right now, I sit here job hunting online and both dogs are lounging on the couch and the bed. It really is a dog's life.
lol! So true! I love it!
Thanks!
lol! Love this!