Being a Doggy Mama - The Venn Diagram of Life
Sunday, March 13, 2011 at 8:49AM
Ittybittycrazy in Doggy Mama

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Circle of Life - Kid: 

1. I am part of you

2. I'm coming out! OUCH!  OUCH!  OUCH!  OUCH!  WHAT THE HELL?  

3. I am part of you. FEED ME! CHANGE ME!

4. I love you.  What's going on?  Oh, this is kinda fun.  Playtime!  Tired now.  FEED ME!  CHANGE ME!

5. I love you.  Playtime!  AMUSE ME! FEED ME!  Go potty myself?  NO!  WHAT THE HELL? Tired now.

6. I love you.  Playtime! AMUSE ME!  FEED ME! Wait, I go potty.  OK, tired now.

7. Let's play!  This is fun!  I love you!

8. School is fun!  We play there!  I love my friends.  I love you.

9. LEAVE ME ALONE!  I'M ALMOST AN ADULT!

10. I HATE YOU!

11. College!  See ya!  Hey I'm back!  Thanks for doing my laundry!  Gotta go!

12. I have a job.  I'm MOVING OUT!!! I'm happy that I am making you proud.  I am going to tell you all about it.  I'm starting to understand how much you did for me, now that I have to do my own laundry and cook for myself.  I know how much you love me.  I love you too.

13. I'm working so hard, I'm so busy.  It's good to hear from you but I have to go.  Yes, yes, I love you, Bye.

14.  I love her.  I'm getting married. Can you help out with the wedidng?  Thanks! I love you.   

15.  Yes, we're very happy together.  I love you, but you have to understand - she's my wife.  I have to take her side.

16.  We're having a baby!  I'm so excited to share this news with you!  I can't wait to make you a proud grandmother!  I love you!  Work is wonderful, and I know that the way you brought me up is part of why I am so happy and successful now.  I won't say it out loud, but inside, I thank you.  Oh, one more thing... we're moving to another State.

17. It's good to be living close by again but you have to understand, I have two kids of my own now.  I'm so busy.  Sure, let's have Sunday lunch.  My kids love you and you're great with them.  Could you babysit?  Thanks!  I love you.

18. My kids are awful now.  I think back and know I was just as horrible to you.  I'm sorry.  I love you.  I appreciate you.  Damn!  I have to get home.  The boy just shot the neighbor's cat with his pellet gun.  I know!  What should I do?  Thanks, that's great advice - I love you.  I gotta go.

19. Thank God!  My kids are out of the house!  Shall we spend some time together?  I realize you had this whole life before you had me and there are so many things I don't know about the family.  Let's talk. I enjoy spending time with you.  I love you.  That was fun, but I have to go.  Things to do, people to see... you know how it is.

20. There were so many things I wanted to talk about.  Don't go.  I'm sorry - I should have made more time, I should have been more grateful, I should have respected you more.  I'm sorry.  I do love you, you know, and I realize now how much you have always loved me.  I love you.  I'm sorry.  Goodbye.


Circle of Life - Furkid

1. I can't see you but I'll snuggle. I snuggle birth mommy and drink... yum yum.  I snuggle my sisters and brothers

2. I snuggle you.  I pee.  I'm happy.  I snuggle you

3. I snuggle you.  Let's play! I'm happy! I love you!

4. I snuggle you.  Let's play! Let's play!  Let's play! I'm happy! I lovelovelove you!

5. I snuggle you.  Let's play! I'm happy! I lovelovelove you!

6. I snuggle you.  Let's play... I'm happy! I love you!

7. I snuggle you.  Let's play a little.  I'm so happy. I love you

8. I snuggle you.  Let's walk a little.  I'm happy. I love you so much

9. I snuggle you.  I'm happy. I love you so much

10. I'm going to rest now.  I've been so happy.  Thank you.  Thank you for playing, for feeding, for shelter, for scooping, for cuddles, for toys. I have always loved you and I always will.  Goodbye

 

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