What if... cockroaches are more evolved than we are?

What if we've got it all wrong?

Maybe the more evolved the consciousness, the simpler the life form. Perhaps true philosophers want simpler lives to free themselves to think. No need to build careers, lust after the latest car model, stand anxiously at a party waiting to be noticed.

Just gather food, procreate and think. Mull. Ponder.

Perhaps a cockroach is a far wiser being than you or I.

Think about it.

He Said She Said: Overtime

"They want overtime!" She said, standing naked in the dining room, clearly annoyed.
"What?" He said. "What are you talking about?"
"They want overtime. The logging company."
"What?"
"They say the scope was way more than they expected."
"Honey! What are you talking about???"
"Overtime. The logging company I sent in to trim the forest."
"What forest?"
"THE forest."
"Honey, I really--"
She pointed at her groin.
"More trimming than they expected."
"Honey," he said, "please stop being so weird."


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