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Monday, November 8, 2010 at 7:36AM 
Walk up to a pregnant woman, hold both hands, palms spread out, in front of her belly and, in your best gravelly-voice-of-doom, say:
"It's not whaaaaat you theeeeeenk it issssssss!"
Then walk away, whispering:
"Evil! Eeeeeeeevil!"
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Sunday, November 7, 2010 at 7:38AM 
Get into a crowded elevator, stand near the door.
After the elevator starts to move, turn around to face the occupants and say:
"You're probably wondering why I called this meeting.
I'm afraid it's bad news. We have to let some of you go."
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