Walk up to a pregnant woman, hold both hands, palms spread out, in front of her belly and, in your best gravelly-voice-of-doom, say:
"It's not whaaaaat you theeeeeenk it issssssss!"
Then walk away, whispering:
"Evil! Eeeeeeeevil!"
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