My week in tweets - 13 June 2010

 

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"You wanna really fuck somebody's life up, tell the truth about them." #Trueblood quotes

7:52 PM Jun 13th via TweetDeck

"I'm in no mood for lesbian weirdness tonight Pam!" #Trueblood quotes

7:43 PM Jun 13th via TweetDeck

"I need to see a lot less conscience and a lot more cohones and I need to see it pronto!" #Trueblood quotes

7:41 PM Jun 13th via TweetDeck

"I've finally seen fans come through my meet & greet line who are my height rather than coming up to my heel." Miley Cyrus on new image

6:52 PM Jun 13th via TweetDeck

Graham Norton on the last Big Brother on the UK: "Where will hideous no hopers go to become tragic has-beens now?"

6:39 PM Jun 13th via TweetDeck

Celebrities who get other people to run their Twitter, with post that talk about them in the 3rd person, are missing the point.

1:25 PM Jun 13th via TweetDeck

FBear & I currently laffin' our asses off at a movie where the hero takes a black cab from Heathrow to Stonehenge. At least $400

1:22 PM Jun 13th via TweetDeck

1:1 = A win for the USA. Sigh.

12:26 PM Jun 12th via TweetDeck

Just got shat on by the bar ownerfor yelling "Get up you diving bastard". Americans have NO idea how this works #worldcup

12:14 PM Jun 12th via TweetDeck

I think the ref had BP shares #worldcup

12:11 PM Jun 12th via TweetDeck

Well done US goalie... You bastard

11:41 AM Jun 12th via TweetDeck

Cappello is going to send his boyz round to Green's house

11:37 AM Jun 12th via TweetDeck

Green is dead. The press vultures are circling already #worldcup

11:19 AM Jun 12th via TweetDeck

EN-GER-LAAAAND!

10:33 AM Jun 12th via TweetDeck

We let her lick the lasagne dish last night and now Puppy Girl has a tiny vuvuzela up her bum

9:11 AM Jun 12th via TweetDeck

Businessman walking towards on the street just did huge loud burp. What does one say in these situations?

11:14 AM Jun 11th via TweetDeck

Colleague noisily clears throat. Me: You sick? Him: No, just getting ready to speak Yiddish.

10:19 AM Jun 11th via TweetDeck

My colleague: "1:1? That's like kissing your sister!" #worldcup

8:48 AM Jun 11th via TweetDeck

Life's little mysteries: How does dog hair get into my iPhone cover?

8:29 AM Jun 11th via TweetDeck

Oh boy oh boy. South African hospitals are going to be very busy in 9 months time

7:54 AM Jun 11th via TweetDeck

God must be deafened with all the praying #worldcup

7:47 AM Jun 11th via TweetDeck

Desmond Tutu looks hilarious in that hat #worldcup

7:44 AM Jun 11th via TweetDeck

Apprently my South African accent is getting stronger and stronger as the game progresses #worldcup

7:13 AM Jun 11th via TweetDeck

Dear Lord. Help me to change the things I can, accept the arrogant ignorance I can't and the wisdom to know the difference.

7:01 AM Jun 11th via TweetDeck

OK this lighter ball is fucking everything up #Worldcup

6:48 AM Jun 11th via TweetDeck

Why don't they have the option to appeal to video ref re Mexico goal? #Worldcup

6:44 AM Jun 11th via TweetDeck

BAFANA BAFANA!!!

6:39 AM Jun 11th via TweetDeck

These bullhorn thingies could get a bit annoying. #Worldcup

6:25 AM Jun 11th via TweetDeck

Aw COME ON Pienaar! You just gave that goal away!

6:23 AM Jun 11th via TweetDeck

I'm too old for pubs with loud music and yelled conversation

3:41 PM Jun 10th via TweetDeck

There is a World Cup fixtures chart up in my office. Hearing the ignorance of some if the comments is astounding

8:47 AM Jun 10th via TweetDeck

Whitman spent $71m on Gov race. English national election: electoral commission sets max £30K / constituency. USA excess revolting

9:21 PM Jun 9th via TweetDeck

Well so much for the anti-incumbent "wave". Only ONE incumbent lost in election. Pffffft.

9:03 PM Jun 9th via TweetDeck

Watching #Justified makes me appreciate my family.

6:39 PM Jun 9th via TweetDeck

Losing weight is great but when you're wearing a dress and your panties start falling down as you walk home... Not so much

5:47 PM Jun 9th via TweetDeck

There are far too many people on the bus. I must be running late. Sigh.

6:47 AM Jun 9th via TweetDeck

You know that girl in the bikini in the Carl's Jnr Teriaki Burger ad? What she consumed during filming is the only thing she ate that week

9:57 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

Jon Stewart on Job numbers: "New jobs! That's the 3rd best kind, after Hand and...."

9:40 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

Whoa! Obama's honeymoon with Jon Stewart is SO over!

9:39 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

FBear on growing up in the UK: "I played on oil soaked beaches all the time and I'm fine!" (too soon to joke?)

9:31 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

Man in Seattle gets his girlfriend to sign a contract saying he can abuse her. Asshole AND stoopid

9:21 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

It's going to be a long summer for the agents of the #Glee kids... Renegotiate!

9:17 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

FBear on #Glee: I wonder how many takes some of Will and Sue's scenes take.

9:14 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

#Glee: "I remain unmoved by your nattering of tripe platitudes to your ill shapen students that life can be improved by singing about it."

9:13 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

#Glee quotes: "Oh please! Brunettes have no place in show business!" Olivia Newton-John

9:00 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

FBear on the baby being brought to Quinn in #Glee: Thats not freshly hatched! That's been around the block!

8:57 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

FBear on Bohemian Rhapsody in #Glee: Nobody will ever do this as well as Wayne's World

8:52 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

The first Show Choir is called Oral Intensity. Bwah ha ha! #Glee

8:41 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

Yeah! Back to #Glee roots! "don't stop believing... Hold on to that feeling..."

8:34 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

"... I keep waiting to see racist Disney characters pop out and start singing about the Bayou!" #Glee

8:30 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

"I am having a hard time hearing what you're saying because your hair looks like a briar patch..." #Glee

8:29 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

Starting #Glee on the DVR... Get ready for tweets which are 25 mins behind!

8:27 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

Dear VH1: The next series of You're Cut Off better be with MEN

8:13 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

You're Cut Off Quotes: To be beautiful takes money.

8:10 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

You're Cut Off Quotes: My possessions mean everything to me. They're my life!

8:09 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

You're Cut Off Quotes: I don't believe in violence but I can slap a bitch if I have to

8:07 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

You're Cut Off Quotes: Cooking and cleaning is not stuff I do, because a Diva needs her soft hands

8:04 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

You're Cut Off Quotes: I'm used to popping bottles not boxed wine!

8:01 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

FBear on You're Cut Off: Boxed wine? They may be pushing these poor women too far!

8:00 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

FBear on You're Cut Off: Oh come on! This is way better than The OCD Project! These women have REAL problems!

7:59 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

So You're Cut Off is about little princesses who have to learn to be normal and work. So howcome there are no entitled MEN on this show?!?!

7:54 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

I have created a monster. Made FBear sit through reality TV and now he's making me watch You're Cut Off. Look it up. Heinous.

7:51 PM Jun 8th via TweetDeck

"Sounds to me like a quid pro no quo. I want my quo!" The Good Guys

9:09 PM Jun 7th via TweetDeck

"If anyone makes money off American cars it should be Americans. Made in America. Stolen in America. Chopped in America!" The Good Guys

9:07 PM Jun 7th via TweetDeck

"We used to celebrate a bust with oysters and beer! You never knew what was going to make you puke first!" The Good Guys

9:03 PM Jun 7th via TweetDeck

"I have heard tell 'if you love something set it free' then track it down." The Good Guys

8:51 PM Jun 7th via TweetDeck

"After she took your manhood where'd she put it, in a jar?" The Good Guys

8:45 PM Jun 7th via TweetDeck

Dear Tom Cruise: Please go ahead and ascend to your higher plane of existence so we don't have to see you in movies anymore

8:12 PM Jun 7th via TweetDeck

Elton playing at Rush's wedding was "punishment for duetting with M&M" Michael Musto on Countdown

5:01 PM Jun 7th via TweetDeck

Ridiculous plot points in Waterworld: there are no storms at sea

9:28 PM Jun 6th via TweetDeck

Ridiculous plot points in Waterworld: Moving a supertanker with oars

9:18 PM Jun 6th via TweetDeck

Ridiculous plot points in Waterworld: People have forgotten how to navigate by the stars

9:17 PM Jun 6th via TweetDeck

Watching Waterworld. The show at Universal Studios was fun but not sure about the movie

7:46 PM Jun 6th via TweetDeck

PIC - Dreamland - where bones are big and cats are slow http://www.ittybittycrazy.com/pics/

2:32 PM Jun 6th via web

He ain't heavy he ma bruvva http://tweetphoto.com/25957143

11:22 AM Jun 6th via TweetDeck

The face of hope http://tweetphoto.com/25955222

11:10 AM Jun 6th via TweetDeck

Do you know anyone with OCD? Tell them to watch the OCD project on VH1. Avail on website.

11:03 AM Jun 6th via TweetDeck