That's Life - You know you're...

You know you've had one too many of sweet, darling K's Killer Cosmopolitan Cocktails when:

• You chase your dog around the house blowing raspberries in his face
• You call your husband and leave a voicemail telling him to hurry home while the Horny Window is still open
• You feel it's very important to jump up and down 12 times in the kitchen
• You yell "You're boring!" at the BBC news
• You think someone calling Chicago "The Windy City" on the news is the funniest thing you've ever heard
• You take ten minutes to button up your PJ top

Time to hit the couch and minimize the damage...

Comments

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What's a K's Cosmos?

Having spent a week in Eritrea with no other English language TV input, I can concur that BBC World News is boring!