You know you've had one too many of sweet, darling K's Killer Cosmopolitan Cocktails when:
- You chase your dog around the house blowing raspberries in his face
- You call your husband and leave a voicemail telling him to hurry home while the Horny Window is still open
- You feel it's very important to jump up and down 12 times in the kitchen
- You yell "You're boring!" at the BBC news
- You think someone calling Chicago "The Windy City" on the news is the funniest thing you've ever heard
- You take ten minutes to button up your PJ top
Time to hit the couch and minimize the damage...