Hello from Puppy Dog: Bath Time

Hello Friends, this is Puppy Dog.

Today Mama and Dada took me to a big park, and there was a lake. There were duckies on the lake and they quacked at me and swam away. They were quacking at me to chase them. Mama and Dada didn't seem to understand, but I knew what they were saying - I speak fluent Duckie.

So I chased them and it was all muddy at the edge of the lake.

I came back and shook myself off next to Dada to show him how I can get all the water off but he just yelled something at Mama about "a bath".

When we got home Mama laid out my special big towel in the bathroom. Then she did something awful - she picked me up and put me in the water! She rubbed me with some disgusting stuff and then rinsed it off.

She told me to get out and, thinking back, maybe she meant get onto my big towel but how was I supposed to know?

I shook myself off in the hallway and she yelled at me. So I thought I better go somewhere else and I shook myself off in the guest room. This time Mama was yelling and was coming at me with the towel so I figured that wasn't the right place either so I ran past her and shook myself off in her bedroom.

Now Mama is muttering and making herself a potato chip sandwich and pouring a glass of wine and the sun hasn't even set so I think I better just go lay on my bed.

Lots of licks and woofs,

Puppy Dog.