Puppy Talk - The Hungry Box

 

Puppy Girl:  What's going on?

Puppy Dog:  What now?

Puppy Girl:  Mama just opened the white box and all the hairless ape food bowls don't have food on them anymore!  I was licking them last night when Mama was putting food bowls in there, and it was yummy!

Puppy Dog:  You mustn't lick the food bowls that go in the white box!

Puppy Girl:  Why not?

Puppy Dog:  The white box is a monster!  It has to be fed every few days.  Mama and Dada feed it their left overs and then it makes a growly noise and all the hairless ape food bowls come out clean.

Puppy Girl:  It's a monster?

Puppy Dog:  Yes, like the Dysonmonster.

Puppy Girl:  But I want to lick the food bowls.

Puppy Dog:  You do that at your own risk.  One time, I was licking the food bowls and the monster closed it's flap all of a sudden and bonked me on the chin!  It hurt!  Mama said sorry, but it wasn't her fault.

Puppy Girl:  Wow...

Puppy Dog:  Yeah.  I was very brave, of course, because I'm a big boy.  So just stay away, puppy!

Puppy Girl:  I don't like all these monster in our house. 

Puppy Dog:  Yeah, I don't either.  But they come with the hairless apes, and they have the food.

Puppy Girl:  Yeah, and they scratch you behind the ears.

Puppy Dog:  Oh, yeeeeeah.