Puppy Talk - Missing out

 

Puppy Girl: [Hooooooowl]

Puppy Dog:  Why are you crying this time?

Puppy Girl:  [Sob]

Puppy Dog:  Come on.  You heard Mama.  It's Relaxy Time for puppies.  You have to stay in your crate and have a nap or chew your little toy.

Puppy Girl:  But... [Sniff!]  I can hear things...

Puppy Dog:  Of course you can hear things!  What are you talking about?

Puppy Girl:  I can hear things going on, and they're going on without meeeeeee  [Sob]

Puppy Dog:  Oh for Dog's sake!  There will always be things that go on without you.  Hairless apes do all sorts of strange things that don't include us.

Puppy Girl:  It's not fair.  [Sob]

Puppy Dog:  Would it make you feel better if I told you what Mama was doing?

Puppy Girl:  Oh.. [Sniff] OK.

Puppy Dog:  Mama carried these big teeth things out into the yard and took some moving steps with her.  

Puppy Girl:  Teeth things?  

Puppy Dog:  Yes, they were biting the plants, so they must be teeth.  Don't interrupt!

Puppy Girl: [Sniff]

Puppy Dog:  She climbed up on the moving steps and started to make the big teeth bite the ivy.

Puppy Girl: Weeeeeeeird.

Puppy Dog:  I know.  She wanted the ivy to die.

Puppy Girl:  Die?  Why?  I like to poop in the ivy!  She mustn't kill the ivy!

Puppy Dog:  Reeeeee-laaaax yourself to a panic, girl!  It was the ivy on the fence, not on the ground.  Anyway, she kept saying 'Die Bah Stud.'

Puppy Girl:  What's a Bah Stud?

Puppy Dog:  I don't know.  Maybe there were little animals called Bah Studs in the ivy.

Puppy Girl:  Come on.  We dogs are born with a knowledge of all plants.  I've never heard of Bah Studs.

Puppy Dog:  Well, Mama comes from a place far away.  Maybe they have a different name for bugs.

Puppy Girl:  Yeah, Mama's a ferner.

Puppy Dog:  Anyway, that's all you missed.  No big deal.

Puppy Girl:  NO BIG DEAL!  I missed out on seeing what a Bah Stud is!  [Hoooooooowl]

Puppy Dog:  Oh my Dog.  I'm going to my bed.  You're on your own.