Puppy Girl: [Hooooooowl]
Puppy Dog: Why are you crying this time?
Puppy Girl: [Sob]
Puppy Dog: Come on. You heard Mama. It's Relaxy Time for puppies. You have to stay in your crate and have a nap or chew your little toy.
Puppy Girl: But... [Sniff!] I can hear things...
Puppy Dog: Of course you can hear things! What are you talking about?
Puppy Girl: I can hear things going on, and they're going on without meeeeeee [Sob]
Puppy Dog: Oh for Dog's sake! There will always be things that go on without you. Hairless apes do all sorts of strange things that don't include us.
Puppy Girl: It's not fair. [Sob]
Puppy Dog: Would it make you feel better if I told you what Mama was doing?
Puppy Girl: Oh.. [Sniff] OK.
Puppy Dog: Mama carried these big teeth things out into the yard and took some moving steps with her.
Puppy Girl: Teeth things?
Puppy Dog: Yes, they were biting the plants, so they must be teeth. Don't interrupt!
Puppy Girl: [Sniff]
Puppy Dog: She climbed up on the moving steps and started to make the big teeth bite the ivy.
Puppy Girl: Weeeeeeeird.
Puppy Dog: I know. She wanted the ivy to die.
Puppy Girl: Die? Why? I like to poop in the ivy! She mustn't kill the ivy!
Puppy Dog: Reeeeee-laaaax yourself to a panic, girl! It was the ivy on the fence, not on the ground. Anyway, she kept saying 'Die Bah Stud.'
Puppy Girl: What's a Bah Stud?
Puppy Dog: I don't know. Maybe there were little animals called Bah Studs in the ivy.
Puppy Girl: Come on. We dogs are born with a knowledge of all plants. I've never heard of Bah Studs.
Puppy Dog: Well, Mama comes from a place far away. Maybe they have a different name for bugs.
Puppy Girl: Yeah, Mama's a ferner.
Puppy Dog: Anyway, that's all you missed. No big deal.
Puppy Girl: NO BIG DEAL! I missed out on seeing what a Bah Stud is! [Hoooooooowl]
Puppy Dog: Oh my Dog. I'm going to my bed. You're on your own.