Hello from Puppy Girl - Naughty news!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hello my furry friends!

 

 

Oh my goodness!  I have so much to tell you since I last wrote to you! 

 

I can't even remember all the stuff!

 

Mama and Dada are still pretty weird.

 

But Dada does some amazing stuff in the The Food Place.  Mmmmmm... it all smells so good!  Yesterday Dada did something with chicken and sausages.  I love chicken!  I love sausages!

 

So, anyway, Dada did the stuff and then put all this other stuff in a big thing that feels hot and sits there for hours and hours.  Then he went out the Den and got in the Moving Den!  

 

Well, you know what that means, don't you?  He he he!

 

I got up and found the thing that still smelt of chicken and sausages and I licked up all the yummy fatty salty stuff.  Yum!  My brother is such a wuss that he won't climb up in The Food Place so he just stood there and watched me eat!  Nyah hah!

 

Then Mama and Dada came home and they had their Dinnertime and then they went back in The Food Place with their dinner bowls and Dada said to Mama:

 

"Did you clean up---"

 

And then he stopped.

 

Well, you see, I hadn't managed to get to all the yummy fatty salty stuff because some of it was far back in the Food Bowl that Dada puts on the big box that gets hot and, because of my lapping, some of the yummy fatty salty stuff flew out of the Food Bowl. 

 

Dada and Mama had a long conversation about me and looked at me.  Dada said something about too late to discipline because I wasn't doing anything right now and Mama said something about me being naughty.

 

But they didn't say anything to me!  HAHA!  

 

It was so yummy and nice and fatty and slippery and salty and yummy!

 

But the rest of the night wasn't so nice.  My tummy got sore and the fatty salty stuff was not so yummy and it started to come up my throat.  I had to cough it up before we went Bedtime and then I had to get up in the middle of the night to cough up some more.  Mama said something about serving me right.  I don't know how you serve a right.  I thought right is the way you run when you turn to the side?

 

Mama and Dada are soooo strange.

 

What else can I tell you?

 

Oh yes!

 

We went to a new water place the other day!  There was a huuuuuuge place where you could play in the water and there was nice wet sand.  Dada threw the Evil Ball that Must be Caught and Killed into the water, like he always does for me, and I jumped in!

 

It was cold but I love to swim 'cos it's fun!

 

But that water was a bit strange.  It wasn't like the other water I've been in.  It tasted strange and kept moving!

 

This one time I was swimming back to Dada with the Evil Ball that Must be Caught and Killed in my mouth and the moving water sorta carried me up and then it fell on my head!  

  

And Mama and Dada were standing on the wet sand laughing!

 

They are sooooo weird.

 

But sometimes my brother and I get sneaky on Mama and Dada.  HAHA!

 

Dada took us to one of the parks we always go to and we walked around the dry part and we chased the Evil Ball that Must be Caught and Killed again and again!!!! It was awesome!  

 

But then Dada took us back to the place where all the Moving Dens were, but we're not stupid, my brother and I.  Well, actually, sometimes he can be really stupid, like being too wussy to stand up and get the yummy fatty salty stuff with me, but... anyway... 

 

So Dada tried to get us to go back to the Moving Den but, when we are at the place where all the Moving Dens are, we know exactly how to get to the water, so off we went!  HAHA!  Then we were swimming (flat water this time - thank dog), and having such fun together!

 

But then Dada found us - darn it!  And he made us come out of the water and go to the moving den and said something about no towel and we were very naughty.

 

I am so tired of being told I am naughty!  I am NOT naughty!

 

OK.  Maybe I am.

 

Sometimes.

 

A leeeeetle bit.

 

But it's so much FUN!

 

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

 

Lots of licks and woofs,

 

Puppy Girl. 

 

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