Puppy Talk - Close call

 

Puppy Girl:  This is such fun!  I love going on walks.  Don't you think it's fun?

Puppy Dog:  [Sniffsniffsniff]  Hmm... Cockapoo.  About half an hour ago.  

Puppy Girl:  I love the grass, and the flowers, and the trees, and the people who walk past and the sun...

Puppy Dog:  [Sniffsniffsniff]  Cat, one day ago.

Puppy Girl:  Why do you keep zigzagging about?  You're tangling the leashes!  That means I can't move!  What are you doing?

Puppy Dog:  [Sniffsniffsniff]  Boxer, ten minutes ago.  Ooh!  Pup-bearing potential!  [Sniffsniffsniff]  Yes, definitely potential...

Puppy Girl:  STOP IGNORING ME!  

Puppy Dog:  [Sniffsniff--]  SQUIRREL!!!

Puppy Girl:  SQUIRREL!!!

Puppy Dog and Puppy Girl:  SQUIRREL!!! SQUIRREL!!!  SQUIRREL!!!

Puppy Girl:  Ooh, look!  Mama let go of the leash!  I'm free!  

Puppy Dog:  SQUIRREL!!! SQUIRREL!!!  SQUIRREL!!!

Puppy Girl:  I'm free!  What fun!  I can go here.  And I can go here.  And I can go here.

Puppy Dog:  Aw, Mama why did you make me come back to you?  Can't you see the furry-tailed Evil?  It's RIGHT THERE!  I can get it!  I can!  Oh, OK!  OK!  So unfair!

Puppy Girl:  Free!  Free!  I'm free! Weeee-heee!  Oops!  That moving den nearly hit me!  Mama!  Mama!  That moving den nearly hit me!  That wasn't fun!  Hey, why is Mama mad at me!

Puppy Dog:  You went into the road, Stupid.

Puppy Girl:  So what?  I was FREEEEEE!

Puppy Dog:  We're not allowed into the road, Stupid.

Puppy Girl:  Why's Mama so upset?

Puppy Dog:  Because.  You.  Could.  Have.  Been.  Squished.  You.  Stupid.  Stupid.  STUPID!

Puppy Girl:  Stop calling me names!  You're the one who went after the Evil Squirrel first!  You freed us!  I just celebrated that freedom.

Puppy Dog:  You are not.  Allowed.  In the road.

Puppy Girl:  Well, this is no fun.  I hate Heel.

Puppy Dog:  It's your fault we're on heel.

Puppy Girl:  Pffft!  You went after the squirrel!

Puppy Dog:  So did you.

Puppy Girl:  You did it first.

Puppy Dog:  You went into the road!

Puppy Girl:  It's your fault!

Puppy Dog:  IT'S YOUR FAULT!

Puppy Girl:  I HATE YOU!

Puppy Dog:  I HATE YOU!

Puppy Girl:  [mumbling]  You weren't even fast enough to get the squirrel, so there!

Puppy Dog:  WHAT?

Puppy Girl:  Nothing.  I hate you.

Puppy Dog:  I hate you.

Puppy Girl:  Look!  We're home already!

Puppy Dog:  Shut up.

Puppy Girl:  I still hate you.

Puppy Dog:  Shut up, I'm going to nap.

Puppy Girl:  I'm going to ask Mama to throw the ball for me!  Yippeee!

Puppy Dog:  Yeah, g'luck with that.

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