9 to 5 - Weather

 

Baristo: "Your usual?"

Me:  "Yep."

Baristo:  "So how are you today?"  

Me:  "Oh... OK, I guess.  So sick of this gray, gray, gray weather though."

Baristo:  "I know, right?"

Me:  "And the rain isn't even real rain.  I wish it would just pour down and then stop.  But instead this drip, drip, drizzle, drizzle... Urgh!  It's the same every day!"

Baristo:  "I don't mind it that much.  I just put on a hat to walk to work."

Me:  "Me too, but you don't wear glasses.  I end up seeing the whole world in soft focus, as if I'm watching a Doris Day movie!"

Baristo:  "[Laughing]  Well, you know that they say about our weather.  If you don't like it, wait fifteen minutes...[He paused] Then kill yourself."

Me:  [Laughing] "Awesome!  Although I heard something a bit different."

Baristo:  "What's that?"

Me:  "Living here is like being married to a beautiful woman.  Except she's sick for half the year."

Baristo:  "Good one!  Here we go.  Tall, skinny cap.  Enjoy!"

Me:  "Thanks!  Have a great day!  See you tomorrow!"

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