He Said She Said - Colonoscopy

 

They were watching Men of a Certain Age.  The 3 male leads were heading to Palm Springs to go to a recommended doctor to have colonoscopies.

They were discussing who was going to have anaesthetic and who wasn't.

"Wait a minute," she said.  "You can have anaesthetic for a colonoscopy?"

"Of course," he said.

"That's ridiculous!" she snapped.  "I don't get anaesthetic when I get a speculum shoved right up my woowah!  They don't even warm the fucking thing up!"

"But you need anaesthetic!" he said.

"No you don't!  They just said on the TV that the doctor told them it's optional!"

"Honey," he sighed, "it's not like it just goes a little way up."

"Neither does a speculum!  You saw that dildo-camera they put up me when I had to have an ultrasound!  That thing was huge!  It was brave-gay-man size!  You think that only went up a few inches?"

"Honey.  Honey.  When you have a colonoscopy the thingy goes up your boomboom ALL THE WAY TO YOUR NOSTRILS!"

"Stop trying to win this by making me laugh," she giggled.

"When I turn 50 and have a colonoscopy, I'm having anaesthetic," he said.

"And the next time I go for a pap smear I am going to ask for anaesthetic and watch my ObGyn roll on the floor with laughter."

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