Quote Unquote - God is gay

 

 

We were channel surfing and ended up watching the final scene of a movie called Whatever Works.  

 

I have no idea who the characters were.  But it was Ed Begley Jr and some actor I don't know sitting at a bar.

 

Ed Begley Jr: "Gay?  A member of the, uh---"

 

Other guy: "Of what?"

 

Ed Begley Jr: "The homosexual persuasion."

 

Other guy: "[Laughs] My God!  You make it sound like a religion.  Yes, if it's a religion, you could call me devout.  A fanatic."

 

Ed Begley Jr: "But... that's a sin against God's law!"

 

Other guy: "God is gay."

 

Ed Begley Jr: "He can't be.  He made the whole universe perfect.  The oceans, the skies, the beautiful flowers, the trees everywhere!"

 

Other guy: "That's right.  He's a decorator."

 

 

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