We were channel surfing and ended up watching the final scene of a movie called Whatever Works.
I have no idea who the characters were. But it was Ed Begley Jr and some actor I don't know sitting at a bar.
Ed Begley Jr: "Gay? A member of the, uh---"Other guy: "Of what?"Ed Begley Jr: "The homosexual persuasion."Other guy: "[Laughs] My God! You make it sound like a religion. Yes, if it's a religion, you could call me devout. A fanatic."Ed Begley Jr: "But... that's a sin against God's law!"Other guy: "God is gay."Ed Begley Jr: "He can't be. He made the whole universe perfect. The oceans, the skies, the beautiful flowers, the trees everywhere!"Other guy: "That's right. He's a decorator."
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