My week in tweets - 27 June 2010

 

• Germany is the only surviving Old World team. Another indication that the economic dominance of Europe/US is over #worldcup
• One key difference between English and US teams: the US NEVER gives up #worldcup
• One good thing about no video reffing: football teaches you that life isn't fair #worldcup
• Gotta admit, this #worldcup  has been very clean. Then again I haven't watched an Argentina game...
• The English defence is laughable. #worldcup  This is turning into a depressing day
• Another four letter word England need to learn: MARK #worldcup
• Gerard and Lampard need to learn that four letter word. PASS #worldcup
• Crowd booing the ref, and rightly so #worldcup
• #FIFAsucks Its time for video reffing you bastards
• This is bullshit. FIFA fuck with the ball and don't give us video refereeing. They better improve next #worldcup
• In America the crazy weather makes you pray. In England it's the sport. #worldcup
• NO! NO! NO! #worldcup  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
• A little disturbing when the most attractive man on the England side is their Italian coach. We miss you, Becks. #worldcup
• My TV just switched channels to Good Morning America from the football by itself. The gods are taking the piss #worldcup 
• Love seeing Mick Jagger at the #worldcup . Nice to see a millionaire who does something cool with his money. Exactly what I'd do
• Oh fuck-fuck fuckity FUCK! #worldcup
• Your cereal smells good Mama http://tweetphoto.com/29480906
• Less than 15 mins into German game & English commentator has made an oblique reference to WW2! #worldcup
• England are basically playing in front of a home crowd. #worldcup
• Goddamn I'm jonesing for a good British-Indian made Lamb Pathia
• Sometimes it's hard to watch the #worldcup http://tweetphoto.com/29417319
• Watching Green Zone. Reminded what a fucking waste of time and money & lives Iraq war is. To what degree root cause of recession, I wonder
• FBear: "Granny Weatherwax has nothing on you." High praise, indeed
• Seattle Pride tomorrow! Come on out and play!
• Ag shame, USA. But good performance through the tournament. #worldcup 
• USA!!!! USA!!!! USA!!!! #worldcup
• COUCH POTATO: Just watched Black Dynamite. Sheer genius.
• Just watched Book of Eli on Pay Per View. Denzel Washington owes me $6
• Movie The Book of Eli belongs here: http://tweetphoto.com/28989073
• Note to self: check the toilet paper situation before starting yo bizniz
• Italy's out?!???!? Oh, merda! #worldcup
• Whoever is in charge of the Port Elizabeth pitch needs to be fired. Whipped. Then fired. It's worse than my high school field #worldcup
• #LieToMe quotes. Lightman's ex-wife to him as he stands in a jail cell: "You know, a room like this could've saved our marriage!"
• #LieToMe quotes "Seems there's a lot of chemistry between you & your ex-wife."  
• Bafana bafana!!!!!!!!! Don't advance but beat France!!! #worldcup
• Correction: it's a place in Ireland giving out free pizza whenever France concedes a goal. Revenge for the hand ball in last #worldcup
• There's a pizza co in South Africa giving away free pizza everytime France scores a goal. Ha ha! #worldcup
• Mama? WTF? http://tweetphoto.com/28495175
• I gotta bunny! http://tweetphoto.com/28494872
• #Goodguys quotes: "This guy can't go to jail! Look at his face! It's got Be My Wife written all over it!"
• #Goodguys quotes: "Your daughter's dating a drummer? That's disgusting."
• #Goodguys quotes: "Women are like kittens. They just want to be taken care of."
• #Goodguys quotes: "There are some smells you can't unsmell." 
• Ham on #SavingGrace to his pregnant Captain: "Maybe donuts aren't such a great idea." Men, NOTE: This is very, very stupid
• After the NKorea Portugal game, I hope the poor NKorean goalie doesn't get sent to a work camp