Couch Potato - Oscar Night 2010

 

My Oscar Tweets:

4:33 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Neal Patrick Harris I LOVE YOU!

4:33 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Dear Right Wingers... yes, the Oscars just opened with a gay joke. Suck it.

4:34 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : The Beautiful Antonio Banderas has skinned a badger and put it on his face.

4:36 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : District 9. If you haven't seen it. Do it.

4:40 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Only in America would a guy be called Woody and not be sniggered at all the time

4:41 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : I get the impression George doesn't want to be there

4:44 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : OK never mind previous tweet. George Clooney is hamming it up

4:43 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Watch the star's faces as their names are called

4:45 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Damn! Penelope Cruz is so beautiful

4:51 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : YAY! Christophe Waltz!

4:53 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : What an eloquent and gracious speech from our 1st winner. Metaphor beautifully expressed and not overworked

4:55 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Mmmmmmmmmmm iPad. I think it's time Apple kills Microsoft

4:58 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Pissing ourseleves laughing at Doug the Dog. Again

5:00 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : UP! I love that movie! As dog parents we laughed till we cried

5:01 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Wow. Miley and Amanda. Trash dress and elegance

5:04 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Colin Farrell has that dirty boy look. He's a one night guilty pleasure.

5:06 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Dear Americans. It's pronounced A-part-hate. And I'm not word playing here. I'm serious. I grew up in it.

5:13 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : What are those glasses Robert Downey Junior is wearing?

5:16 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Hmmmm. Hurt Locker winning for script. Hope this is the start of a clean sweep

5:17 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Molly Ringwald and Matthew Broderick .... 80s Flashback!

5:18 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Molly Ringwald looks petrified. Xanax, honey.

5:24 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : No respect to Jon Hughes, who shaped my teenage years, but the pace needs to pick up

5:32 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : So where can we see the short film nominees

5:35 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : OK Awkward moment

5:35 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Aw. The documentary winners have no idea of Oscar etiquette.

5:37 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Ooh! Three piece tux! Finally a man who stands out at the Oscars!

5:38 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Ben Stiller dressed as a Navi!!!!! HAHAHA!

5:42 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : And Ben Stiller wraps it up beautifully with the tail gag

5:57 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : The Gosvernor's awards looks like it's much more fun than the Oscars

6:02 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Yeah, way to go to give away the characrter's motivation to those of us who haven't seen Precious yet

6:03 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : And why haven't I seen it? Because it's not available on DVD to rent!

6:04 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck :   And why didn't I see it in the theatre? Because hell is other people

6:10 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Dear Avatar set designer: You forgot that people in pods for hours need catheters

6:24 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : FBear at seeing Kristin Stewart: "Mope. Mope. Mope."

6:27 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : OK it's time to have Classic Horror DVD night. Starting with Jaws. Then Freddy

6:29 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : I'm starting to worry that Hurt Locker is winning everything less important because the big prize will go to Cameron

6:33 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : FBear wants to know what PMDD is

6:35 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Sandra Bullock wins Best Dressed for sure

6:38 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Bloody hell! How does Demi walk in those shoes?

6:42 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Me: I'm glad Carradine went out on the epic Kill Bill. FBear: I think his last movie was Crank 2. Me: That doesn't count.

6:43 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Not God, darling. Surgery. RT @Chookooloonks: Dear God, if I'm good, please let me age like Demi Moore.

6:46 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : A dance montage? Really? Really?

6:47 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Everyone in the Kodak theatre is using this dance bit to go to the loo

6:48 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : A poplock dancer for the beautiful, haunting Hurt Locker music? WTF?

6:49 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : All the composers of this beautiful music just threw up a little in their mouths

6:50 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : This dancing thing is so bad Fluffy Bear has gone to pour himself a second glass of wine

7:09 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Did the editing winner just take a dig at Avatar with the focus groups comment. Ooh! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

7:06 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : "A Hero to all species" WTF?

6:54 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Sooooooo.... which actors have hired models as beard dates?

7:12 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : The Sprint CEO does their ads? Like a used car salesman?

7:24 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Oh FFS! They just showed everyone the key to Hurt Locker! Hello, people! Not everyone has seen these movies! Quit spoiling!

7:27 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : It's suck up time

7:28 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Julianne Moore is so so pretty

7:29 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Morgan Freeman couldn't get the accent of my country's greatest hero. I will never forgive him.

7:31 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Colin Farrell is the most genuine

7:32 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Kate Winslet is, as always, elegant, eloquent and accomplished

7:42 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : In case you didn't know, Sandra attended the Razzies thus week to collect for All About Steve and took a cart of DVDs to give to audience

7:34 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Wrap it up Bridges. We want to see who wins Best Picture

7:43 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : The Brits do it best, Baby

7:44 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Friend of FBears is at Oscars and he says they all run to the bar in the ad breaks

7:45 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : So refreshing to see humility at the Oscars #teamGabby!

7:45 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Good gag at the end, Sandra. Humor and tears. Love it

7:53 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : More applause for "winner could be an African American" than "a woman"

7:59 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : WOOO HOO! I am yelling at the TV. I just gave Cameron the finger

8:02 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Bigelow won't let go of those Oscars!

8:02 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : Bigelow is tallest person on the stage

8:06 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : All nominee's wives should wear no-transfer lipstick

8:08 PM Mar 7th via Tweetdeck : AVAfart! Pfffffffffffft!

about 14 hours ago via web : Ignoramus that I am, never realized Bigelow directed Point Break - 1 of my favorite movies. If it's been a while since you saw it, rent it

about 14 hours ago via web : Behind that AWKWARD moment... Oscar on stage fight explained. http://bit.ly/az7ZVs

about 14 hours ago via web : What were your best/worst moments from last night's Oscars? For me Best = Christoph Waltz speech. Worst = dancing bit

Comments

[Shelli]

I stopped watching awards shows many years ago. But watching your tweets made it seem like it may have been fun this year! Oh well. Maybe I'll remember next year. ;-)