Quote Unquote - Football Girl

 

Overheard at a party: 

So I'm at the bar with Jane and, like always, she makes friends with the bartender in, like, ten minutes.  So I ask him.  I'm like:

"My friend gets on so well with the bartenders wherever we go.  What is it?"

He said it was easy, he could tell me.

So he goes:

"When a woman sits down at the bar, we say 'Is she a Sex and the City Woman' or a 'Football Woman'  Your friend is a Football Woman.  

She's sympathetic to the male condition."

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