Overheard at a party:
So I'm at the bar with Jane and, like always, she makes friends with the bartender in, like, ten minutes. So I ask him. I'm like:
"My friend gets on so well with the bartenders wherever we go. What is it?"
He said it was easy, he could tell me.
So he goes:
"When a woman sits down at the bar, we say 'Is she a Sex and the City Woman' or a 'Football Woman' Your friend is a Football Woman.
She's sympathetic to the male condition."
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