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Tuesday
Sep152009

Hello from Puppy Dog - The Nice Lady

 

 

Today Dada took me for a walk up to the place where Hairless Apes go into strange dens and come out holding big paper bags full of treats that they don't share with me.

It was a lovely day so we sat outside a place that had a sign that said BEER in the window.  I don't know what beer is but Dada and Uncle Tony sat on a bench and talked a lot and ignored me.  

I was pretty bored until a Nice Lady came out to say hello to me.

She was a small, young Hairless Ape with very small furs.  Hairless Apes change their furs all the time - I don't know why.  Her's were very tight and tiny.

She was bending over me to stroke my head and ears and telling me that I was a good boy and so well trained.

I wanted to tell her that it had nothing to do with training, thank you very much, and that I am just a good boy and that she should please massage my left ear a little lower down, when I realized that all the male Hairless Apes had stopped talking.

They were watching the Nice Lady and me.

At first I thought that I someone had finally got through to them and that they were listening to the Nice Lady and acknowledging what a good boy I am.

But then I saw where they were looking.

They were all looking at the Nice Lady's teats.

They were poking out a lot.  Not the nibbly bit, just the soft tennis ball parts.  

I am not sure why male Hairless Apes like teats so much.  Sure, they give you some nice food when you are a baby, but when you are a big boy, like me, there's really no point to them.  It's not like they're a sweet butt to sniff, or anything.

Anyway, after a while the Nice Lady seemed to notice that everything had gone a bit quiet and she went away.

Stupid male Hairless Apes!  I could've have had more ear massage!

 

Lots of licks and woofs,

 

 

Puppy Dog

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