Today Dada took me for a walk up to the place where Hairless Apes go into strange dens and come out holding big paper bags full of treats that they don't share with me.
It was a lovely day so we sat outside a place that had a sign that said BEER in the window. I don't know what beer is but Dada and Uncle Tony sat on a bench and talked a lot and ignored me.
I was pretty bored until a Nice Lady came out to say hello to me.
She was a small, young Hairless Ape with very small furs. Hairless Apes change their furs all the time - I don't know why. Her's were very tight and tiny.
She was bending over me to stroke my head and ears and telling me that I was a good boy and so well trained.
I wanted to tell her that it had nothing to do with training, thank you very much, and that I am just a good boy and that she should please massage my left ear a little lower down, when I realized that all the male Hairless Apes had stopped talking.
They were watching the Nice Lady and me.
At first I thought that I someone had finally got through to them and that they were listening to the Nice Lady and acknowledging what a good boy I am.
But then I saw where they were looking.
They were all looking at the Nice Lady's teats.
They were poking out a lot. Not the nibbly bit, just the soft tennis ball parts.
I am not sure why male Hairless Apes like teats so much. Sure, they give you some nice food when you are a baby, but when you are a big boy, like me, there's really no point to them. It's not like they're a sweet butt to sniff, or anything.
Anyway, after a while the Nice Lady seemed to notice that everything had gone a bit quiet and she went away.
Stupid male Hairless Apes! I could've have had more ear massage!
Lots of licks and woofs,
Puppy Dog