He said, She said - Whisky vs. Shoes

"Honey," he said, "you have to come get me, the other car won't start."

"OK," she said.  Then: "Why don't I just pick up what you need on my way home?"

"No, I need some alcohol to take with me this weekend.  I don't know what I want.... (pause).  Actually, I'll probably get some whisky."

"Well I can get you that."

"Honey, I have to choose the one I want.  That's like you sending me to buy you a pair of shoes!"

"AAAARGH!  I see your point!" she said.  "I'm on my way!"

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