"Honey," he said, "you have to come get me, the other car won't start."
"OK," she said. Then: "Why don't I just pick up what you need on my way home?"
"No, I need some alcohol to take with me this weekend. I don't know what I want.... (pause). Actually, I'll probably get some whisky."
"Well I can get you that."
"Honey, I have to choose the one I want. That's like you sending me to buy you a pair of shoes!"
"AAAARGH! I see your point!" she said. "I'm on my way!"
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