Hello from Puppy Dog - Mama is crazy

Hello friends!

Today Mama started calling me Oughty-Wan-Ka-Naughty and started waving a the broom at me. 

She kept making funny noises - something like "Vrrrrrrmmmmm Vrrrrmmmm!"

Then she seemed to lose her mind. 

She talked about the part of the living room where my bed is being Dark Side and that she knew I was making a Death Fart.

I am really worried.

If Mama goes nutty, who will feed me?

Lots of licks and woofs,

Puppy Dog