Diary of an Ex-Employee - Day 35.2

I just went to the coffee shop wearing this T-shirt (available on Threadless here).  

The young guy who took my order started to try and figure out the design.  Then there was a delicious moment when he realized that, to do so, he was staring at my ample bosom (work what God gave you, I say), immediately followed by one of those teenage boy "Oh God, oh God, don't make it obvious.  Just look up at her face.  Look up at her face!" moments.  This all flashed by in miliseconds, but it was highly amusing to witness.