Dog will be dogs - Including Puppy Dog

Although we anthropomorphize them, dogs are dogs, and Puppy Dog doesn't let me forget it.

• I currently have bruises all over my arms from our play - he tries to subdue me.


• I get my neck and ears nibbled - foreplay.


• He'll sit with me on the couch but not with Fluffy Bear - because I am his lowly equal, Beta Bitch, not Alpha Dog.


• He tries to walk through doors in front of me - an attempt to rise above me in pack heirarchy.


• Yesterday, when we were playing chase, he nipped at each of my calves - trying to bring his prey down.


• I can scratch his tummy, but only with him lying on his side - Alpha Dog gets the full frontal treatment.


• Yes, my leg has been humped.  But only twice.  Guess I smelled good that day.

Comments

[Jen]

aww, is this your Puppy Dog? Adorable! I have a chocolate Lab and a Yellow Lab....Leo and Cessna....they're the best, don't you think?!

[Ittybittycrazy]

Labs ARE the best! Big ole Teddy bears!!!