Quote Unquote - Directions to Soddom

A friend of mine - let's call her Dolly because, like the protagonist in Hello Dolly, everyone loves her - was in a meeting with her young assistant and a designer.

For reasons I won't go into - I'll just reassure you that it was part of a joke and not a homophobic comment - someone said the word sodomite.

"What's a sodomite?" the young assistant asked.

Dolly explained as best she could without getting too graphic.  At some point, a light seemed to go on in the assistant's eyes.

"Aah," she said.  "So is the guy on the bottom called a soddomitten?"