Hello from Puppy Dog - Poke!

Hello Friends!

Today Mama took me to the people who poke at you. There are always lots of great smells there - lots of dogs and sometimes a kitty to growl at. But then they always poke you.

There was a tall man and he kept rubbing me around my neck. He said that he was just petting me in a strange way but I wasn't buying it. I wasn't born into the litter yesterday!

Mama told him about a pea under my skin. I don't eat peas! What the heck was she talking about?

The nice man kept rubbing and rubbing and then he went away and a woman with orange fingernails - I could tell they were vile even though I don't see colors very well - came in and she did the same thing.

And then Mama said "Here it is!"

Then the orange fingered lady put on a buzzing machine and cut off some of my fur!

Then she took me in the back and the tall man poked me with a needle!

OW!

Some hairless apes sure do get their kicks in strange ways...

Afterwards Mama took me to the dog park so that made me feel better. But I had a hard time explaining to the other dogs why I had a small bald patch. Then I had a brainwave! I told them I got it on with a vicious bitch! Now who's the coolest dawg?

He he he he.

Lots of licks and woofs,

Puppy Dog.