He said She said - Park lark

They drove along the edge of the park.

"Nice camera," she said, noticing a woman emerging from between the trees with two massive Nikon's around her neck.

"Hmm," he said. "A woman comes out of the bushes with two people following her, rearranging their clothes. They've been taking naughy photos!"

"Really?" she squealed, flipping her head 180 degrees Regan-style to peer out the rear window.

"No," he said. "I'm just adding a narrative to life to make life more interesting."

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