Being a Doggy Mama - Is it a dog's life?

HA = Hairless Ape

PD = Puppy Dog

•  Running fast - HA 0, PD 1


• Jumping up - HA 0, PD 1


• Pee anywhere - HA 0, PD 1


• Have to wait till I get home to let you out to pee - HA 1, PD 0


• Fart virulence - HA 0, PD 1


• Opposable thumbs - HA 1, PD 0


• Vomiting in public permitted - HA 0, PD 1


• Snore volume - Tie


• Sense of smell - HA 0, PD 1


• Food variety - HA 1, PD 0


• Have to prepare own food - HA 0, PD 1


• All weather fur covering - HA 0, PD 1


• Get to go shopping for clothes and shoes - HA 1, PD 0


• Ecstatic at small things, like going for a walk - HA 0, PD 1


• Stress level - HA 0, PD 1


• Have to attend yearly performance reviews - HA 0, PD 1

The Score?

HA = 4, PD = 11

It is a dog's life!!!