HA = Hairless Ape
PD = Puppy Dog
- Running fast - HA 0, PD 1
- Jumping up - HA 0, PD 1
- Pee anywhere - HA 0, PD 1
- Have to wait till I get home to let you out to pee - HA 1, PD 0
- Fart virulence - HA 0, PD 1
- Opposable thumbs - HA 1, PD 0
- Vomiting in public permitted - HA 0, PD 1
- Snore volume - Tie
- Sense of smell - HA 0, PD 1
- Food variety - HA 1, PD 0
- Have to prepare own food - HA 0, PD 1
- All weather fur covering - HA 0, PD 1
- Get to go shopping for clothes and shoes - HA 1, PD 0
- Ecstatic at small things, like going for a walk - HA 0, PD 1
- Stress level - HA 0, PD 1
- Have to attend yearly performance reviews - HA 0, PD 1
The Score?
HA = 4, PD = 11
It is a dog's life!!!