Hello from Puppy Dog - The Axis of Evil

Hello Friends,

That George Bush is soooo unoriginal. We dogs have known about the Axis of Evil for yeeeeeears.

Let me break it down for you:

• The key player in the Axis is, of course, the Cats. Everyone knows Cats are evil. You just have to take a look at the Claws of Mass Destruction. I have a scratch on my nose which will never go away, and neither will the memory...


• The Squirrels are the second major player. They blatantly ignore the Fluffly Tail Non-Proliferation Treaty and wave those damn fuzzy things all over the place. They say they are just working on clean acorn energy, but we all know what's really going on.


• Third is The Tennis Balls. They must be chased and caught and chewed to death immediately. All of them. They hide in little sleeper cells under the sofa, the bushes, the coffee table. We have to be ever vigilant.


• Then there are the spiders. Everyone knows spiders must be caught and eaten. Their fundamentalist belief that it's ok to climb up the drainpipe and up the bath plug hole is insidious and, before you know it, there are other spider followers. All trace of them must be erased.

The war against these little terrors must be won.

Lots of licks and woofs,

Puppy Dog