Health is Wealth - She's in my head...

Our Personal Trainer, Silent Evil, is getting to me.

This morning I woke up with a sore right shoulder. As I lay in bed, I had this thought:

My back always feels so much better after a workout. It's probably the weights and the push ups against that bar. I don't have any weights at home, but I've been doing a lot of push-ups and I'm getting better at it. Maybe I'm ready to do them on the floor, the old fashioned way. And then maybe my back will fell better.

And....

1. I had this thought when I was conscious and rational


2. I was quite serious and not being ironic in any way


3. I believed myself.

What the fuck?!?!?!?!

She's in my head! She's in my head!