Our Personal Trainer, Silent Evil, is getting to me.
This morning I woke up with a sore right shoulder. As I lay in bed, I had this thought:
My back always feels so much better after a workout. It's probably the weights and the push ups against that bar. I don't have any weights at home, but I've been doing a lot of push-ups and I'm getting better at it. Maybe I'm ready to do them on the floor, the old fashioned way. And then maybe my back will fell better.
And....
- I had this thought when I was conscious and rational
- I was quite serious and not being ironic in any way
- I believed myself.
What the fuck?!?!?!?!
She's in my head! She's in my head!