Puppy Talk - Ear cleaning
Sunday, December 20, 2009 at 5:27PM 
Puppy Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Puppy Dog: What are you screaming about?
Puppy Girl: [Shaking head furiously] Mama's putting stinky water in my ears! Why, Mama, why?
Puppy Dog: Just stand still. There'll be treats after.
Puppy Girl: But why? WHY IS SHE DOING THIS? STOP IT MAMA!
Puppy Dog: It's to clean---
Puppy Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! The other ear! The other ear! I HATE YOU MAMA!
Puppy Dog: [Sigh] Just. Stand. Still.
Puppy Girl: Now she's massaging this gross stuff into my ear? Heavenly Dog! What IS this?
Puppy Dog: I was trying to tell you! She's cleaning your ears!
Puppy Girl: [Chomp, chomp] Mmmmmm, treats... BUT I STILL HATE YOU MAMA!
Puppy Dog: Mama has to put that stuff into our ears because wax builds up in there and we can get sick. [Shaking] Brrrrlllllbbbbb!
Puppy Girl: See? See? It's horrible.
Puppy Dog: I never said I liked it. I said she had to do it. [Shaking] Brrrrlllllbbbbb!
Puppy Girl: How do you know all this stuff?
Puppy Dog: I know because I heard Mama and Dada talking about it.
Puppy Girl: Hmmph! I still hate Mama. I'm not talking to her. Ever!
Puppy Dog: Do you remember when you had to go to the vet that time? And he looked in your ears? And then you got medicine?
Puppy Girl: Don't remind me! That vet rubbed me all over and put his hands in my mouth and put things in my ears!
Puppy Dog: Exactly. That's cos you were sick. And if Mama doesn't clean our ears, we get sick and you have to go to the vet again.
Puppy Girl: I don't care! I still hate Mama! So there!
Puppy Dog: Life isn't always a fatty scrap of barbecued steak, kid. You'll learn.
Puppy Girl: Oh whoop de doo! When did Dog put YOU in charge?
Puppy Dog: I'm bigger than you. I'm older than you. I'll ALWAYS be in charge, Dog or no Dog, so get used to it.
Puppy Girl: Oh SHUT UP!
Puppy Dog: Do you want me to pin you? Do you?
Puppy Girl: MAMA! MAMA HE'S HURTING ME! MAMA, PLEASE PICK ME UP AND CUDDLE ME! I LOVE YOU MAMA!
Puppy Dog: Stupid baby.
Reader Comments (2)
Just read this one and I couldn't stop laughing. It's so true!!! Thanks!
@baileypup
Thanks for reading! They HATE having their ears done... Just did it five minutes ago and now both of them are ignoring me. I have a way to fix that, thought... it's dinner time and Mama has power over the food bowls!