Dear Diary - 6 months to live?

 

Dear Diary,

I am watching Bucket List on TV and, apart from reminding me to update my own list, it's making me think what I'd do if I was told I had 6 months to live.

Here are a few ideas:

• Take up smoking again
• Drive an American muscle car round a racetrack
• Have a lot of sex with Fluffy Bear
• Hire a female prostitute to give Fluffy Bear a threesome
• Walk my dogs a LOT
• Throw a big party for all my friends - 80's theme, of course
• Get one of those massages where 4 people massage you at once
• Try smoking pot
• Try Ecstasy
• Skydive, tandem of course (fuck taking all that pre-learning crap)
• Go back to South Africa and throw another big party for my family and friends there
• Go on the scariest rollercoaster I can find
• Hire a professional dancer to dance salsa with me at a club (I know enough to be led in a fairly decent dance)
• Sit on Fluffy Bear's lap and be held.

Comments

[Liz C.]

Can I just say that I adore your sense of humor, without sounding stalker-ish? You made me burst out laughing with this one. Oh, and I'm in total agreement. Go for the gusto or just flicker out? I'll take the gusto any day....

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@Liz

Thank you! Big smiles here!

As the poem says: "out with a bang, not a whimper"