Dear Diary,
I am watching Bucket List on TV and, apart from reminding me to update my own list, it's making me think what I'd do if I was told I had 6 months to live.
Here are a few ideas:
- Take up smoking again
- Drive an American muscle car round a racetrack
- Have a lot of sex with Fluffy Bear
- Hire a female prostitute to give Fluffy Bear a threesome
- Walk my dogs a LOT
- Throw a big party for all my friends - 80's theme, of course
- Get one of those massages where 4 people massage you at once
- Try smoking pot
- Try Ecstasy
- Skydive, tandem of course (fuck taking all that pre-learning crap)
- Go back to South Africa and throw another big party for my family and friends there
- Go on the scariest rollercoaster I can find
- Hire a professional dancer to dance salsa with me at a club (I know enough to be led in a fairly decent dance)
- Sit on Fluffy Bear's lap and be held.