He Said She Said - Tea for two

 

"Where's my tea?" she said.  "You said you were making me tea!"

"Its on the coffee table!" he said.  "Nice and hot a fresh and steaming!  It's right next to you! Where I put it five minutes ago when I brought it to you!"

"Well," she said, "you obviously didn't bring it to me with enough pomp and ceremony!"

"HAH!"  he yelled, starting to stalk up to her.  "I hereby sentence you to punishment by the TICKLE MONSTER!"

"AAAARGH!" she screamed, and ran.

Comments

[Dingo]

I like that! I think I'm going to demand things be brought to me with pomp and ceremony. Maybe even a jig.

[ittybittycrazy]

We could devise all sorts of fun things, dingo!

Today, I'd like my cup of tea with a....

... serenade!
... deep curtsy.
... recited love sonnet.
... magic trick!
... comedy routine.
... pole dance (think my husband would tell me to get knotted on that one...)