That's life - Stimulate your trouser snake

  

I am starting to develop a strange kind of respect and awe for the people who send out spam emails about Viagra and Cialis.  To get through our firewalls, they try their very best to come up with subject lines that look normal, but somehow refer to the horizontal mambo.

Here are a few that were caught in by my spam trap today:

• Let passion be strong!
• Plus to your libido
• Make it rock-like n twitching
• Turn on for your horn
• Your sensual doping
• Be her volcano
• Charge your trouser-warrior!
• Take for hot joy
• Make your coupling spicy!
• Always green light for love!  (this is my favorite)
• Become the king of in-out drilling!
• Make her sweaty with ease
• Amorous explosion recipe
• Remind your wang how to hump
• Give your rod perfect condition

Seriously, I'm not making this shit up.

And that's just in one day.

Update on Monday, November 2, 2009 at 8:06PM by Ittybittycrazy

And since this post:

• Give your rod stand up elixir!
• Pump pant muscle!
• Firm enough to stick in
• Your erotic nights are here to stay!
• Virilying your bulge (kudos to them for making up a word)
• She'll play your ham violin
• Be a king of mating!
• Pump nether muscle
• Realize your fantasy as a sex god

Last night I read the list to Fluffy Bear and he just nodded, sagely.  As his email address is a common English man's name, he gets way more of these than I do...