Post-its of wrath - Your travel visa is hereby revoked
Wednesday, October 28, 2009 at 5:48PM 
These post-its are not real.They are just in my head. I love my husband. Seriously.
Dear Fluffy Bear
The puppy just threw up on the couch.
Then she decided my laptop was a chew toy.
Then she started bending over, from the couch, to drink from my water glass on the end table. I took her to the kitchen to drink out of the main water bowl, but she refused. She climbed up her special little puppy steps and started drinking out of my glass again. So I took her back to the kitchen and gave her water in one of those little plastic puppy bowls Ted lent us. But she decided that was a toy and picked it up, splashing the water all over the floor.
Also, I have eaten all the leftovers in the freezer.
It's time for you to come home from your business trip now.
Your travel visa is hereby revoked.
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Reader Comments (3)
Ahh... my sweet dear, I do appreciate you making all these things up to make me feel home sick.
PS: the coffee in a Starbucks in London is as bad as in Seattle.
Love and kisses FB
Home sick? HOME SICK?
You may fool my dear readers, my baby, but YOU DON'T FOOL ME!
You are eating Indian curries every night, having English breakfast every day and enjoying Costa and Nero coffee!
And when we speak on the phone you say: "I miss the puppies... Oh, AND you."
Home sick - my arse!
BUUUUAHHAHHAHHA. That's funny.
Everything is a toy to new puppies, I thought...