These post-its are not real.They are just in my head. I love my husband. Seriously.
Dear Fluffy Bear
The puppy just threw up on the couch.
Then she decided my laptop was a chew toy.
Then she started bending over, from the couch, to drink from my water glass on the end table. I took her to the kitchen to drink out of the main water bowl, but she refused. She climbed up her special little puppy steps and started drinking out of my glass again. So I took her back to the kitchen and gave her water in one of those little plastic puppy bowls Ted lent us. But she decided that was a toy and picked it up, splashing the water all over the floor.
Also, I have eaten all the leftovers in the freezer.
It's time for you to come home from your business trip now.
Your travel visa is hereby revoked.
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