Dream Job - George Clooney

 

My dream job would be as an interviewer, in a lounge/kitchen/bar area which is rigged with hidden mikes and cameras and the guest just comes to have tea, or cocktails.  See a longer explanation here.

So here's the George Clooney scenario:

 Me: This is a little disconcerting.

George: What is?

Me: You actually are better looking in person.

George: (laughs)  Puh-leez.

Me: Listen, I'm sorry, but I have to ask this.  You are a talented actor, you get involved in charity work like being on the United Way Board of Trustees and being a UN Messenger of Peace, you keep in shape, you look groomed, you do edgy movies like the Good German and Syriana... Seriously, aren't you gay?

George: (laughs uproariously) Come on!  No!  I also ride a kick-ass motorcycle!  Not that I have anything against gays.  Or that gay men don't ride motorbikes... Oh my God, what have you started?

Me:  It's ok, you can be straight with me - no pun intended.

George:  Hang on, I know what this is.  You're one of those women who fantasize about me and Brad Pitt, don't you?

Me:  What do you mean 'one of those women'?  All women!

George:  Oh, stop it.

Me:  Seriously though, not Brad Pitt now.  Brad Pitt back in Thelma and Louise, yes, but not now.  What woman can compete with Angelina?

George:  Do you want me back in ER?

Me: No, I'll take you now.

George:  You're making me blush!  Why don't I just fix us another cocktail?

Me:  OK, OK, we can change the subject.  Make me a Sex on the Beach.

George:  (grins and shakes his head) Aw, come on!