Hello from Puppy Girl - Fashionista
Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 2:01PM
Hello Mama's friends!
It's been a very annoying week.
Annoying like a cat meowing at you from behind a fence. Or a squirrel staring at you from a high branch in a tree. Or a Chihuahua barking at you from his mother's handbag.
First I had a sore foot, which was fine, because I have three other paws I can walk on if I need to. But then Dada took me to the Vet Lady and she put some strange hairless ape furs on my leg.
She made me sore.
It was very annoying.
Then I kinda had some fun with my new friend, the Pink Squirrel, who shoots rainbows out his bum, but then the furs on my leg started to itch.
So I chewed them off.
Well, Dada was very, very cross with me.
I don't understand why.
I mean, of course I chewed the furs off. They were itchy and it was hot and I didn't like them!
Dada was being very annoying.
But then Dada took me back to the Vet Lady and they put more strange furs on me!
And this time they're different colors and in a funny design!
Not funny-ha-ha.
Funny-peculiar.
The lady who put it on took a very, very long time to do it. Much longer than last time. She kept giggling.
It was very annoying.
See what I mean?
It's been a horrible week!
And now Mama and Dada are laughing at the new strange furs.
Dada said something about "Converse" and Mama said:
"Ha! At $600, that's a designer shoe."
I'm a DOG.
I don't wear shoes.
Mama and Dada are very, very annoying.
Reader Comments (3)
O! The indignity :)
Indeed. The Cone of Shame is causing quite the rucus. Not least of all because she crashes into EVERYTHING. It also forms a slightly hilarious frame for her face. The best part is when she is drugged up to the nines. I wish I could see what she sees in her little head...
Aaaaah. The pink squirrels :-s