Puppy Talk - Domination games

 

Puppy Dog:   New hairless apes are coming into the pack.

Puppy Girl:   Really?  Wow!  How do you know?

Puppy Dog:   Mama's making the bed in that part of the den that's for other hairless apes.  

Puppy Girl:   Yay! I love it when new hairless apes come into the pack!

Puppy Dog:   I don't.

Puppy Girl:   Why not?

Puppy Dog:   I like my position in the pack.  I don't like to have it challenged.

Puppy Girl:   Well, I don't care.  I think new hairless apes are fun!  They stroke me and play with me!

Puppy Dog:   It's not like they have any choice, when you throw the ball into their laps again and again.

Puppy Girl:   Well it's better than you humping their leg!

Puppy Dog:   I have to show them who's boss.  I've been in this pack the longest, thank you very much!

Puppy Girl:   Is that what Dada was doing last night?

Puppy Dog:   What?

Puppy Girl:   Showing Mama who's boss?  You know, when they were up on the bed and they made me get off and go to my own bed?

Puppy Dog:   Um....

Puppy Girl:   Mama is very hard to dominate!  It took Dada ages to get her to submit!  And she really didn't like it!  She kept screaming!

Puppy Dog:   Um...

Puppy Girl:   Well I don't care about your all your domination games.  I'm happy as the bottom of the pack.  I'm the baby and you gotta love me!

Puppy Dog:   Yes, well.  AHEM!  Where's your ball?

Puppy Girl:   BALL!  BALL!  WHERE'S MY BALL?

Puppy Dog:   Whew!  Bullet dodged.

Puppy Girl:   What?

Puppy Dog:   Nothing

Puppy Girl:   THERE'S MY BALL!  YAY!

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