He Said She Said - Sawing Wood

 

"Did I snore last night?" he asked.  "My throat is sore."

"I don't know," she said, "But I kept waking up, and that might explain why.  I woke up about four or five times, wide awake.  Probably your buzz saw."

"You were snoring too, you know!"  he countered.  "I had to ask you to turn over!"

"I think you dreamt that," she snorted.

"Did not!  You snore!"

"No you snore!"

"You snore!"

"You do!"

Yep, it was going to be one of those days.

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