Diary of an Ex-Employee - Day 12.0

How do you know you are an Ex-Employee?

1. You hang up your washing and it is all tracksuits and T-shirts
2. You automatically decline evites to charity events without even reading them
3. There's an indent shaped like your butt in the couch
4. You find yourself wanting to make cupcakes like Martha Stewart
5. You're suddenly as lot less fussy about which shirts need ironing
6. When one of your favorite TV shows has one mediocre episode, you wonder if you should cancel your Cable
7. You buy your latte with a double shot, drink half, take it home, top it up with milk, microwave it and congratulate yourself on economizing
8. You start to turn out the lights whenever you leave a room
9. You pack the dishwasher so tight you and your husband both have to lean on it to get the door closed
10. You take everything out of the old Nordstrom bag that was put aside to donate to charity.  Doesn't mean you're gonna wear it, of course, you just have to accept that, these days, charity starts at home.