Stuff Female People Like - No. 8: Pretending to be a Slut

This series is inspired by the blog/book Stuff White People Like.

8. Pretending to be a Slut

Female People don't want to be sluts. It's messy, dangerous and has psychological and physical consequences.

But Female People like to play at being sluts.

The Lingerie Stash

Female People often have substantial lingerie stashes, hidden away in a drawer somewhere, in a suitcase in the attic, in one of their shoeboxes - a big one, from when they bought a pair of boots.

The Female Person may wear the silky stuff under conservative workwear. Or, she may never wear them - that's not the point.

Buying the lingerie is a ceremony of potential. The potential to unleash her Inner Slut.

Sex Toy Parties

The naughty version of a Tupperware party, these events are ribald and hilarious and restricted to Female People only. Pearl strings, little weighted balls, vibrating fake phalluses presented by the party hostess all deliver tillitation and peals of laughter.

Again, the item purchased may or may not be used. Again, it's about the potential to unleash her Inner Slut.

Stripper or Pole Dancing Classes

Jiggling her jugs, wriggling her hips and shaking her booty, the Female Person indulges in an hour of fun and fantasy which has an added bonus of being healthy for her.

Spouses may get a rendition of what's learned in class if they dutifully take out the trash and change that blown lightbulb.
Or perhaps no-one will ever see the fruits of her sweaty labors. Say it with me now... it's about the potential to unleash the Inner Slut.

The key is the fantasy. The possibility of letting loose, indulging, living with total abandon. To let go of Mother, Executive, Friend, Sister, Daughter, Role Model, Confidant and just unleash her Tigress sexuality for all to see.